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- detritus0
One of my Google searches was, apparently, 'bird anus sex thing'
The answer I was looking for was 'Cloaca'.
- Continuity0
I started fantasising about sneaking in half a kilo of pork mince, a few packs of bacon and some nice fat Bratwursts into the shopping baskets of every Muslim I came across at my local supermarket today.
- why?monospaced
- No clue. Something got triggered, and I just wanted to have a go.Continuity
- Never did, though.Continuity
- at a grocery store I saw a camera pointin the "Hallal" corner. Shopkeeper told that it was because of people putting ham and sausages there. not cos'of thievesgonzalle
- you got triggered and wanted to make muslim stranger's lives more difficult? damn, that's coldmonospaced
- set-4
I think Picasso was shit.
- what all of it? surely not.fadein11
- lol why surely not? You consistently find it difficult to fathom the possibility of people having different opinions to you, don't you. I don't enjoy any of itset
- jesus - what the fuck are you on about? You are so up for an argument all the time. I was having a discussion and happy for you to dislike him - why would Ifadein11
- give a shit! I just meant Picasso did so much work in so many different styles I find it amazng you think it is all shit. Calm the fuck down and have afadein11
- discussion without throwing your toys out the pram - that is what this site is for - creative discussion no?fadein11
- Haha. Have you too many toys in your pram again Set? What is it you hate about Picasso so much?Ianbolton
- He doesn't like the mans work. Relax.monospaced
- yeah I don't care if he likes or dislikes him tbh - was just starting a discussion and as usual it goes wrong on here lol.fadein11
- lol at you lot. I'm perfectly calm, thanks.set
- "You consistently find it difficult to fathom the possibility of people having different opinions to you" - weird response to a discussion. But yes you arefadein11
- right I will NEVER agree with a Trump supporter. That is true.fadein11
- I witness constantly fadein being visibly astounded that people don't have the same opinion as him. I found it amusing, so I mentioned it.set
- That and he's so easy to get going. Look at all those notes hahaset
- 5?fadein11
- "so easy to get going" good you are aware you are a troll anyway.fadein11
- https://media.giphy.…set
- I like Picasso but don't think he's a 'genius'. I hate Jackson Pollock and every cunt who had a print on their wall at university.HAYZ1LLLA
- https://media.giphy.…fadein11
- I respect the guy and understand he lead 'a' way, but I don't like his work. If any of it was posted on qbn today as new work it'd get downvotes. It's shit.set
- "lol why surely not? You consistently find it difficult to fathom the possibility of people having different opinions to you, don't you" from set of all people!detritus
- I knew you'd say. People always have a different opinion to mine, always. I'm rarely astonished by that. Though happy to criticise them for it. Get it rightset
- Knew you'd say that *set
- We're all the same dick, saying the same dick things to the other dicks, thinking they're more dicks than we're dicks.detritus
- That's going on my tombstoneset
- Or just... fuck you all you DICKSset
- I wonder if my family would honour that request if I made them aware of how serious I was about itset
- I'm not a big fan of his most famous work (cubism), but by the age of 15 he could draw better than any of us combine.Maaku
- sarahfailin2
Fortnite is actually a pretty fun, free game.
- notype0
My family is local, friends mostly out of town. Though local community had a gathering. Brother, via text on Monday, invited me over for Thursday’s Turkey dinner.
I ended up spending Thursday solo. Took a stroll late afternoon. Rarely have I ever spent this holiday, in my adult life, like a “normal” American would.
Although I’ll go in on Monday and smile and say it was wonderful. As per usual. Win though, no hangover.
I do hope to, some day, spend this holiday like a normal American.
- ...even in all of its fuckedupness.notype
- these forced gatherings are overrated.shapesalad
- I know. Kind of feel good to “follow” the masses sometimes.notype
- notype0
https://www.qbn.com/reply/391141…yes, she is.
- Kuz2
Funny how many people can only dance to dance music when they're off their tits.
Blofeldt
(Feb 9 05, 05:04)
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funny how that is ridiculously not true.
- autoflavour0
my confession is I have an essay due next week and I have just spent the entire of this week procrastinating and not starting..
now I have a 5 days left and I'm freaking out.- not to mention that the essay is due in week 10, so I have literally had all semester to write itautoflavour
- Looks like you like to work under pressure... good luck, it's going to be a painOBBTKN
- nope, I hate pressure. I am just lazyautoflavour
- Kuz2
ewww trance, see that's where yer goin wrong Blofeldt
When i say house, i think,
Franky Knuckles, Todd Terry, Roger Sanches, Little Louis Vega, Master At Work, Harry Choo Choo Romero, Deep Dish, St Germainnot to mention my preferred iteration of "dance" - Drum N Bass
Roni Size, LTJ Bukem, That one album Goldie did, Good lookin' records stuff, Fabio and Grooverider, Aphrodite
and modern day Acid House revivalists like Luke Vibert and Josh Wink
oh so many great "dance" acts,
not to mention all those electro let's mix rock w/ techno guys like Glimmer Twins, Tiefschwarz, DJ Hell, Tiga,
listing things is fun!
- maquito0
I have also put 2 eggs in a mug for 1 min in the microwave when I was drunk. And ate them
- Fax_Benson0
Not many Catholic priests on QBN these days then.
- Bless me, Father QBN, for I have sinned...
- You have? What a cunt. Straight to hell.Fax_Benson - We have yuri for all of our unqualified judgement needs. It's better than a priest.monospaced
- Bless me, Father QBN, for I have sinned...
- maquito2
Being drunk, I invented my own cake recipe once, and ate the dough that came out, and it was good.
- sted1
I find really difficult to explain this without expressing any bad desire for possession or low-level despotism. We haven't talked for years because of this and whenever some kind of interaction is necessary it feels like shit inside.
So I'm just going to leave my side of the story here:Didn't bought the painting because you said that mine will be the 001. Which made me very disappointed. If I want a poster reproduced a million times I would go to Ikea, or produce something by myself and print it at one of the local shops. I wanted a work of art, made by you, which I fell in love with.
It wasn't about that you fucked my ex. and I still don't get it why you apologized for that.
- Nairn0
Not my confession as such, but I met some very old friends last week, one of whom reminded me that he'd come to visit me at university. I vaguely recalled some of the stories he told about it (hey, I was taking a lot of drugs at the time) but there was one I'd completely forgotten: Apparently there was a group of very insular Chinese students (no way!) who'd irritated me somehow (no way!) so my friend apparently took it upon himself to take a shit in their 10kg bag of rice.
I spent the entire day racking my brain trying to remember him doing that (no dice) but I know this friend, and I know he has no reason to bullshit becuase he's a fucking headcase.
How could I forget that?
Anyway, i just found the image of him squatting over a bag of rice in someone else's student halls grunting out a shit fucking hilarious.
- (also, the image of some poor exchange student who could never quite integrate starting his lunch only to find some stonking gwailo shit in his food)Nairn
- OBBTKN0
It's my turn... i like some Julio Iglesias's music, especially, this song...
Weah!!!
- notype-1
- Krassy1
After paying, I didn't grab the top newspaper from the stack of papers at the coffee shop... but reached for one in the middle of the stack.