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- Blofeldt0
Why, do you need a blood transfusion from someone else to get it up? That sounds mighty inconvienient
- k0na_an0k0
i'm not as funny in person.
gruntt sends me all my material via email every morning, and will i.m. me about a hundred times a day with funny responses.
i am just his puppett. :(
- UndoUndo0
me too taragee....but i'm gettin older now and i've grown a likening for guitar music over the years.
i fear the day when i feel 'old' in a club!
- taragee0
wtf does chossy know about the imperial system?! he means 8 cm :P
- sarahfailin2
Fortnite is actually a pretty fun, free game.
- BusterBoy4
I hide biscuits so my kids can't eat them. But I think my son has found my fucking hiding spot!
- _salisae_0
what'sa doofer?
- e-pill0
i love video games and cartoons!
- Kuz0
i listen to house music at home all the time. On me mini disc player, in the car. all the time.
(for Blofeldt)
- Kuz2
Funny how many people can only dance to dance music when they're off their tits.
Blofeldt
(Feb 9 05, 05:04)
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funny how that is ridiculously not true.
- bulletfactory0
you now have crabs.
and you're welcome.
- BK0
I don't really like dogs that much.
- jagara4
From time to time, I watch the whole Harry Potter series over the course of a week. Alone.
46/M/Copenhagen
- Blofeldt0
Now I know someone who does, I can stand corrected.
Mind you when I hear the term dance music I think of trance
- opiate0
oh, I am sorry . I thought this was NA. Must be down the hall.
- utopian0
I never knew that there were two definitions for "devil’s triangle" until today!
1) Judge Kavanaugh: a drinking game.
2) Urban Dictionary: A threesome with 1 woman and 2 men.
- chossy0
8cm my ass, anyway you didn't complain last night when you were screaming my name, and I wasn't even at 50% maximum torque.
a doofer is a mans secret
- _salisae_0
be more specific!
- chossy0
a penis there I said it, I have a muckle penis that has a scar on it.
* blubs into hands and wishes he was a girl, a lebsian girl with many partners. Who wants to be my secret lebsian partner? I have a strong jaw.
- sted1
I find really difficult to explain this without expressing any bad desire for possession or low-level despotism. We haven't talked for years because of this and whenever some kind of interaction is necessary it feels like shit inside.
So I'm just going to leave my side of the story here:Didn't bought the painting because you said that mine will be the 001. Which made me very disappointed. If I want a poster reproduced a million times I would go to Ikea, or produce something by myself and print it at one of the local shops. I wanted a work of art, made by you, which I fell in love with.
It wasn't about that you fucked my ex. and I still don't get it why you apologized for that.