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- greyandred7
I'm a 40 year old recently single dad of a 2 year old, and have stumbled into in a strange relationship with his babysitter - a 20 year old. I mean, she's absolutely beautiful, and she's the one fighting for this to happen between us, but I'm painfully aware we have nothing in common but a physical attraction.
She's of a totally different generation, really sweet and means well, but I feel so guilty. What the fuck am I doing QBN?
- pics?drgs
- Did you mean 'what the fuck am I doing ON QBN, when I'm single & I have an attractive 20 year old lusting after me?'?Wolfboy
- Wear protection.zarkonite
- beware the loonies.Gnash
- Wait until she's 21 to decide anything, until then hit the gym and carry on...robotron3k
- Go for it.babydick
- just tell her that. I just feel physical attracted. if it's okay for her and she doesn't have expectations then go for it. she might teach you somethingoey
- https://www.youtube.…Gnash
- When I was 32 I met a 20 year old. She was in love, pushing, dreaming of marriage and babies.. I was confused like you. Eventually stayed friends.shapesalad
- She was a bikini model. So it was hard to stay friends... but glad it's like this now.shapesalad
- Girls that age want to feel grown up, to stand out from their peers, have their beauty and worth confirmed.shapesalad
- They're not really fully aware of what it all means, and they will regret rushing into it...shapesalad
- At 20 I was still figuring out my left from my right foot.notype
- Walk away.notype
- Gnash awful presentation... i did laugh thoughnotype
- Seriously? Bang her for a while...STORM305
- Fuck walking away. Fuck her. FUCK ITTTTTset
- I’ve been totally honest about my concerns, and she just doesn’t seem to have any at all. But why would she, she’s so younggreyandred
- Am keeping it as casual as possible until I sort my head out, but can’t see it working long termgreyandred
- @Shapesalad: Wise words. But yeah, I’m finding it confusing too – she’s distractingly hot :-Dgreyandred
- Appreciate the LOLS as well. Thanks QBNgreyandred
- I was 35 and dated a 21 year old ... we are engaged to marry.mugwart
- be open and honest and for fuck sake enjoy the fantasy!!mugwart
- The maturity of a 20 y-o versus a 40 years is very different. beware man.Bennn
- Good to hear Mugwart, congratsgreyandred
- I mean she's visual perfection in every sense and I feel incredibly lucky, especially coming out of a major breakupgreyandred
- Yeah Bennn, that's it man.greyandred
- Well, enjoy, give it time. Try a holiday abroad, holidays are always a good test.shapesalad
- Too dangerous.SimonFFM
- ^ thisGnash
- its okay. do it and make sure expectations are setcannonball1978
- The red flag for me was that she's "fighting for this to happen"... what? Sounds like you're fulfilling your own needs and could give 2 shits about her.notype
- Sounds like it'll be a mess. We'll be here to make some jokes about your situation in a month. Just don't have her open up QBN on your phone hehhehnotype
- Tread carefully for your kid's sake. A good friend once said "Ask yourself...is she the future mother of your child?"Gucci
- In this case you already have one, so if it's just a bit of fun, enjoy. If it becomes something else...well...that's where shit gets messy.Gucci
- @notype yeah, doesn't sound too good when you put it like that. I'm apprehensive to say the least.greyandred
- @Gucci Good perspective, thanks mangreyandred
- I'm dating 20 y/o's that are nearly as mature as me. Don't care if that says more about me or them, bc the dynamic suits me. Not for everyone of course.SteveJobs
- But I'd argue women change most between early to mid 20's, so serious *might* be tough depending on how hot she is vs. how much she's looking for marriage.SteveJobs
- go for it, you only live once. no Regerts!_niko
- SteveJobs how old are you 22-23?
its pretty rare to find a person without any bigger issues who has a developed (mature ) personality at the age of 20 (or 23).sted - Don't get her pregnant. AND please don't let your child see you two together. Other than that, have fun.sea_sea
- talk to her, see how it goes, protect your kid. Go slow (if possible!) as it might impact your kids. Seriously if your honest and she is and you both enjoy eachmugwart
- other its just a part of the relationship. Its only a good thing for us. Forces me to remain young and it might force her to think mature. Meet in the middlemugwart
- if she likes your kids and still wants you then its a great sign. As long as its not a 'green card' job. First think i asked myself was how would my kid likemugwart
- her. 3 years on and they are doing homework and he has a genuine positive female figure in his life.
These things can work out.mugwart - don't always over think it. Again if you both brutally honest its only a good thing.mugwart
- I assume that's related https://www.qbn.com/…zaq
- @drgs LOLuan
- so you took the attractive babysitter and now you are in trouble. either way it sounds like you need a new babysitter soon. its your turn, i dont judge!api
- I can already smell the drama awaiting you.utopian
- If you get together, and in a years time you're looking for a new baby sitter, I can only imagine the look she gives you when you hire a hot 20 y/o.shapesalad
- ^ just get her to recruit the next one. As long as she goes on qualifications, simples!mugwart
- Sorry bro.
"Half your age + 7"VectorMasked - you're a dad.
my guess is her dad is probably fairly close to YOUR age... picture having a conversation with him...exador1 - If my daughter suddenly started dating a guy THAT much older, I'd have some fucking problems with it...exador1
- did you hire your babysitter from tinder?pinkfloyd
- Lol Vectormaskedpango
- MEDIOCRE!!!DRIFTMONKEY
- Ah, sorry I did not read ‚single dad‘. Wondered why everyone said do it. You’re free so yes, why even ask! Enjoy!SimonFFM
- Lol @pink... If you're single, why not? But, take care of kids; if things between you two start going bad...OBBTKN
- Tread lightly. We’ve all seen bitter 40 year olds who were treated without the respect they think they deserved at 20! Do the right thing.Ianbolton
- i've been there, spent some good times, but it's a dead end. No matter how mature, the age gap is there.ApeRobot
- Congrats! Is she Polish?Hayzilla
- :DDsted
- She was born in 1998...
Probably barely remembers 911...
O_Opango - She was born in 1998...
Probably barely remembers Google...
O_Outopian - Also.... Pic or BS!pango
- pics or it didn't happenautoflavour
- notype0
My family is local, friends mostly out of town. Though local community had a gathering. Brother, via text on Monday, invited me over for Thursday’s Turkey dinner.
I ended up spending Thursday solo. Took a stroll late afternoon. Rarely have I ever spent this holiday, in my adult life, like a “normal” American would.
Although I’ll go in on Monday and smile and say it was wonderful. As per usual. Win though, no hangover.
I do hope to, some day, spend this holiday like a normal American.
- ...even in all of its fuckedupness.notype
- these forced gatherings are overrated.shapesalad
- I know. Kind of feel good to “follow” the masses sometimes.notype
- shapesalad5
I use my little finger to open the public bathroom doors upon exiting, and where possible use a piece of toilet paper to touch flush, door lock, taps, doors.
My little fingers are now super strong from pulling open bathroom doors.
I then try to spend the rest of the day not touching my face or anything with my little fingers as they are now condemned and need either disinfecting when back home or amputating.
- http://nukethefridge…Gnash
- Good. Never to know when hotroddy is around.notype
- shapesalad0
I've taken a full time job at a bank that pays really well and has a great package... and I'm not happy. Really not happy. As it's in London.
I applied for a similar job in Lisbon, but didn't even get an interview. Sucks. Really Sucks.
- I better not lose this job in Mar 2019 when Brexit crashes the economy. Fucking hell, I'm really starting to hate UK, what a cunt of a country.shapesalad
- And it's bloody freezing....shapesalad
- /rant over.shapesalad
- Yeah, I feel for you surrounded by so many Brits, they're something else... Stay strong.robotron3k
- First World Problems threadchukkaphob
- Yeah - London's changing fast. Only a handful of good pockets left and they are going down fastmugwart
- I'm planning on renting a super cheap crap little room in a flat share near to the office. So I can avoid tube...shapesalad
- And save 75% of my salary. Then quit as soon as I have enough to buy a little house without mortgage.shapesalad
- ... hopefully in Portugal.shapesalad
- Banks are one of the main cuntributers to the cuntiness. Enjoy retirement.MrT
- you can save money? Any other jobs going at your place ;-)mugwart
- if in bank your city central - any cheap rooms?mugwart
- Yeah some rooms going in the slums near old street, £150 pw, 5 strangers to a toilet. Doing this at the age of 40. Bring it on.shapesalad
- ouch ... Had to do it at 36. Not much fun.
Make sure its not a sub-sub-letted flat. I fell accidentally into a scam few years back. Things get messy fast.mugwart - anyways if you can handle this for a few years and you have a place in mind for life back in Portugal then its not so bad.mugwart
- Yeah.. it's not a pleasure and I'm double checking the flat agents. No choice. Either this or spend 75% of my salary on rent and never buy.shapesalad
- Or commuting hell.. but even that is expensive and not sure how I'd get by after season ticket + need a car to get to station if I get an affordable house.shapesalad
- From all angles London is an expensive city unless you bought years ago, won lottery, have uber rich parents.shapesalad
- ^ this. Sad but truemugwart
- jagara0
I love Coke + Coffee. Hard to get where i live.
- Also known as Coke Blakjagara
- I thought they discontinued Coke Blak years ago.fooler
- I worked on Coke Blakmonospaced
- Also known as crack.ArmandoEstrada
- Never came to Germany, but I can cook coffee by myself, it’s ok.SimonFFM
- They did dicontinue the Coke Blak name. Coke + Coffee is the exact same thing, thoughjagara
- @SimonFFM i discovered coffee cola in Germany! I bought it at Tchibo!jagara
- Must try now.sea_sea
- maquito1
I used to eat bouillon cubes as a snack in my in my adolescence.
- Ew :)jagara
- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯maquito
- beef, chicken, vegetable? Also, WTF?
Mouth-gravy!Fax_Benson - anyone. Yup. Horrible.maquito
- I used to nibble oxo cubes until I'd OD on salt.shapesalad
- I still do on occasion! My new vice in this regard is tweaking out on this shit when i cook.. https://www.ocado.co…Nairn
- wow, we could join a club of monosodium glutamate junkiesmaquito
- notype0
https://www.qbn.com/reply/391141…yes, she is.
- Krassy6
I like "Toxic" by Britney
- To this day I don't think I've heard it but I love this to death.
https://www.youtube.…CyBrainX - ^ great one!Krassy
- and I mean the production and beats in "Toxic" and not the video or her singing or the lyrics, etc.Krassy
- All this sounds so..."toxic" to discuss and even write about. Epic confession, indeed.Krassy
- yeah the production on that is A+inteliboy
- To this day I don't think I've heard it but I love this to death.
- aslip2
I'm totally bored with my day job and can't wait until my side-gig makes me enough $ to exit.
- notype3
- I saw someone wearing one of these on TV the other day.Hayzilla
- Melanie?monospaced
- futurefood2
Ok, I confess. When I was a kid my mom would drag me to church. To give myself a laugh I would chant these words during worship:
IboughtatoyotabutIwishIboughtaho...
- honda...futurefood
- wuttdocpoz
- lol. well doneBonSeff
- in college me and my roomate would chant:
let us proclaim the mystery of this bong hitBonSeff - people chant at church? fucking creepy weird rituals for nothingmonospaced
- Krassy3
^ i liked my own post
- pockets3
I got the hots for a chick from QBN...
she's a lovely kisser <3
- docpoz-6
i like mumble rap
- you like to swallow mics?oey
- i dont know what that means but if it references the way your mom swalowed my load last night then yesdocpoz
- predictable...still funny...but no, it means something else. glad you had fun.oey
- I urban dicked and nadadocpoz
- I urban dicked and nadadocpoz
- Biggy Smalls?
He was kind of mumbly.CyBrainX - Biggy and 50 were mumble rappers.Hayzilla
- pinkfloyd-1
I've gotten into physical altercations 8 times, and I like fighting people larger than me.
- Billy badass over hereterry_cloth
- what a toolcbass99
- Be careful!maquito
- I've paid people to get into physical altercations 1008 times, they were all smaller than me.RealDonaldTrump
- I think fighting people smaller than you is cowardlypinkfloyd
- you sound like an asshole and idiot pinkfloyd.cbass99
- I don't like to fight anymore, i'm too old for thatpinkfloyd
- cbass, you're projecting againpinkfloyd
- i probably wouldn't project if you didn't say stupid shit all of the time.cbass99
- you're hate for me is too strong, something is wrong with youpinkfloyd
- seriously wrong with youpinkfloyd
- you forgot the first rule_niko
- *your, and you do say some shit on here that casts you in a less than brilliant light, pinkflyod.detritus
- Having a willingness and aptitude for violence is a good thing. Looking for fights to satiate your ego is dumb. How many out of those 8 fights did you get yourterry_cloth
- Monkey ass kickedterry_cloth
- it's always the same idiots....pinkfloyd
- I've lost 2 of those fights. Apparently confessing the truth is wrong? What else can I say?pinkfloyd
- detritus, you're a miserable personpinkfloyd
- There is something wrong with liking to hurt people. Violence is a last recourse, enjoying it is sadism. If you are doing better than 50/50 than you have some aterry_cloth
- -ptitude and ought to channel those shitty feelings into something productive, like boxingterry_cloth
- how many folks in here have real accounts? again, qbn has gone to shitpinkfloyd
- Huh? Was that directed at me? Whatever, stay safe bud, dental work isn't cheap and there's no glory in lying in the er with a collapsed lungterry_cloth
- we are all one person with fake accountspinkfloyd
- Fuck fighting. I broke my nose a few times when I was younger. Had to have an operation on it. It helped but they left a 2mm hole in the middle, now it whistlesset
- I have to plug it with a tiny 1cm square of wet kitchen towel otherwise it drives me nuts. True story.set
- lol pinkmoldero
- Miserable is not knowing who you are and the little you do know, you dislike. Miserable is hiding yourself. Miserable is compensating for weakness by fighting.detritus
- tldr;pinkfloyd
- that's all well and good, but you did read it.detritus
- *pinkies pinklfoidal's cloaca*detritus
- Lol I find it funny terry treats violence as last resort. Consider how easily he threatens to use violence. Maybe he's just all talk.pango
- I've only fought guys bigger than me. Never throw the fist punch tho.pango
- every fight I've been in has been broken up before it gets anywhere seriousmonospaced
- if and when i meet you pango i'm going to slap you so hard your pre teen looking chin hairs are going to fall out, then, i'll steal your shoes and tattooterry_cloth
- 'pango' in comic sans across your foreheadterry_cloth
- LOL oh that's funny. I'd like to see you try.pango
- Sounds good, let me know when you get to Boston, you crave my attention and I want to give you some, it's perfectterry_cloth
- Lol you sure you're how old you said you are? Cuz sometime you sound like a teenager who's always got to prove something.pango
- O_O and I thought I'm the one who needs to grow up. GROW UP TERRY! You're not a kid anymore!pango
- I have never stated my age gender race sexual orientation or anything else like that on here. Keep right on nut hugging though you ugly little manletterry_cloth
- So your saying there's really a possibility that you are an angry teenagers who can't wait to show the world how tough you are lolpango
- You can do it!! I'll be cheering for you! Lol. Go show em how tough you are!pango
- Babbling on with your simple minded nonsence is fine but why not come see for yourself, I'll give you my undivided attention, cmon you girly little manterry_cloth
- "Looking for fights to satiate your ego is dumb" LOL Quick being dumb terry!pango
- Oh please, you are fine feet tall and have the muscle tone of a 12 year old girl, I will slap the soul out of you and you will cry, that's not a fightterry_cloth
- Wooooo i'm so scared. could you describe in more detail how are you gonna hurt me? lolpango
- your thirst for my attention is insatiableterry_cloth
- yes yes its' great to know you spend so much time thinking about interacting with me in real life.pango
- i'm truly flattered :)pango
- 8 times in your life?? You must be huge, intimidating in some ways, a great negotiator and have lived in safe neighborhoods.CyBrainX
- I had so many fights as a kid. I wasn't small or wimpy but was pretty goofy. After a while I got good at fighting because of so much experience.CyBrainX
- HAYZ1LLLA2
I thought the Godfather films were boring as fuck.
Come to think of it I'm going onto IMDB and marking them down to a 7. I gave 9's before just because that's what you're supposed to do. Fuck that!
- lol that's the spiritset
- why stop at 7? just give them a 1 for efforthans_glib
- What!? How can you not love them? I love them so you must love them!?fadein11
- what all of them? surely not.monospaced
- haha...fadein11
- the first godfather was brilliant. the rest were shit.kona
- The first one was okay. Just think if anyone saw it cold, they would think Sopranos was better!HAYZ1LLLA
- No. The Sopranos were not better. You automatically get a few demerits for that much Jerseyism.CyBrainX
- autoflavour2
Confession is we are about to get a 30 mortgage and to be honest, I can't see the life on this planet surviving the next 30 years..
- jagara3
I like uplifting trance.
- "Good" trance should make you feel concerned. =)DRIFTMONKEY
- pango6
I'm not Asian...
- XDsea_sea
- lolpockets
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- HaitianHijoDMaite
- https://upload.wikim…MrT
- https://i.imgur.com/…PonyBoy
- http://cdn.funnyisms…oey
- Wowow... Take it down a bit before you guys go to far.pango
- sorry.oey
- Wow, that would ruin everything.CyBrainX