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religion
- Started 20 years ago
- Last post 9 days ago
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- Ramanisky28
- You can substitute the universe for god in 1-6 and it still works_niko
- God got bored after 4 billions years, so he decided to play a game, but then he got bored again and left the game.ApeRobot
- one day he'll be like "..how shit, i wonder what happened to those fuckers.."ApeRobot
- I wonder what happened to that petri dish I left in the dark corner of my dank basement_niko
- we didn't say it was the best religion. we just said it was the only legitimate religion.sarahfailin
- I disagree Niko. The universe doesn’t just arbitrarily create things or decide anything. It doesn’t kill species.monospaced
- Maybe you mean just “natural processes” or “forces” and to that I agree.monospaced
- SUN=GOD
Also all religions are absolutely total BS.HAL9001 - I also disagree about the universe. The universe isn't considered a being that decides anything.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky211
- Ironically Jesus is the sun god and it was inspired by sun worshipping.NBQ00
- No, Jesus is not considered a sun god. In Christianity, Jesus is believed to be the son of God and the savior of humanity, not associated with sun worshipimbecile
- or any pagan solar deity.imbecile
- Lol @ the sun god, are you fucking high********
- I meant Jesus was inspired by the sun god worshipNBQ00
- (the metaphor of Jesus was inspired by sun worship when Christianity was formed)NBQ00
- Jesus is well known as the sun of godnb
- psalm 84:11 identifies god as a sun, but never jesusimbecile
- Good lord, people. The whole religion of Christianity was inspired by pagan, sun worship. Go study.NBQ00
- lol, so you watched Zeitgeist and you believe it??!monospaced
- Ramanisky20
No thanks, “Eternity Karen”
- they spend their lives as miserable cunts so that they get into heaven...and then what? do they let loose and party it up and enjoy orgies and the finest coke_niko
- or do they remain miserable cunts in hopes of getting into where? heaven 2.0 - Florida Estates? complete with shuffleboard and self-flagellation?_niko
- ^ lmaoRamanisky2
- PhanLo4
- lol Mountain Dew is the new sacramental wine_niko
- I like that he said he didn’t live on earth and his address was heaven.PhanLo
- Missed opportunity to ask him why he bothered to break the window at allnb
- MAGA be like...utopian
- Whats your last name? Christmilfhunter
- Wow! There's my next tune sample.Ianbolton
- ^ :-)PhanLo
- CyBrainX0
- So He made men and women, the bible, their inequality and the institution of marriage....and then made the earth. Someone didn't think this through.Morning_star
- PhanLo5
- Damn suuuuunPhanLo
- Well, Abe said, “Where you want this killin' done?"
God said, “Out on Highway 61”CyBrainX - God only likes daughters.NBQ00
- I will say that the Binding of Isaac is one of the greatest stories in religious history. Doesn't fit in with the others.garbage
- Story about a man asked to do the absolutely unthinkable, and he spends three days walking to kill his son on a mountain.garbage
- It's actually God playing a mob boss, because he tells Abraham he'd never let it go through, just wanted to know how dedicated he was.garbage
- This is "someone" billions worship.CyBrainX
- Oh it's definitely folk history, but it's folk history that spawned all three Abrahamic religions and wars for generations. Leap of faith.garbage
- Sounds like a real jerk!palimpsest
- Ok Norm, lol.garbage
- ;-)palimpsest
- hydro744
- now do Mohamed banging his 9 year old wifeGnash
- She was actually 6 when they married Gnash, I couldn't believe it so watched a scholar explain how hilarious it was that she brought her dolls to the wedding.PhanLo
- @gnash, why?monospaced
- @mono, maybe because critics and ridiculers of religion are selective and like a soft target.Morning_star
- lol, jesus weenis on the front pageAkagiyama
- Because it’s funny that Mohamed fucks childrenGnash
- Why do you care though? Why do you think people should pick one over the other?monospaced
- It’s easier to make fun of Christianity because we know more about it. Play on words, etc.monospaced
- Personally I think they’re all deserving of ridicule. But Christianity above others.monospaced
- Yeah, do that with Allah, faggot********
- Allah is actually just Abrahamic God, he's the same guy. Big white guy in the skyPhanLo
- Jesus is Coming!fooler
- I know you have a soft spot for minor attracted people, mono. So I see why you feel that wayGnash
- Damn! JC was hung!futurefood
- slow clap futurefood_niko
- ..that's not hung in more than one way.garbage
- I meant he was hung up on breaking all the rules! teaching how to make love and suchfuturefood
- flolgarbage
- He's cum too soon, it's not Easter until next weekGardener
- The spirit of easter right there, it's all about pumpin'.PhanLo
- Allah, what a faggot********
- I have a what, Gnash? You just making up nonsense about me? Fucking weird.monospaced
- Is that what Christians call pedophiles in their ranks, “minor attracted people”? No, no soft spot here for that.monospaced
- who would of thought that Hung Jesus would cause soo many issues here. He is just into BDSM, let the man enjoy!hydro74
- Sure mono, sure. Act all confused :)Gnash
- @hydro, posting such shit is simply a low hanging fruit. Try that with Islam.********
- I’m not confused, I very clearly am against criminal pedophilia and especially the conspiracy by the Catholic Church to cover it up. Now youmonospaced
- I think the bored conversation about how similar evangelicals of any faith or non-faith should get a room is over.garbage
- We need to talk about calling that silhouette as "hung". That's a short pencil Jesus is weeping with.garbage
- Garbage is a size queen********
- thought for a moment his chin/beard was his noserzu-rzu
- hydro7410
- kaiyohtee1
Hole included lol
- hydro749
- Christians really are that dense.monospaced
- because of bad comedianssted
- oi!! Eric is OKGardener
- godless humansneverscared
- hans_glib7
- LMAO ... back in 1994 my College buddy had a bachelor party and this is the place we went to. Not even kidding, I just looked it up in maps. Exit 6 Tennessee.Ramanisky2
- People in TN probably can't even read the top sign sine there are words with more than 1 syllable. Imagine the traffic accidents it causes.bulletfactory
- The Blood of Jesus Cleanseth us
at Big Jim’s Boobie BungelowRamanisky2 - Boobie Bungalow is a great church!futurefood
- So here's a hilarious fact: In Huntsville, just a few miles to the south there is another strip club:garbage
- Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow. Truckers drink free and they advertised that they had "midgets".garbage
- There's also a hilarious town in Alabama called Dora. Had two strip joints and a dozen churches. Wesleys Boobie trap still stands.garbage
- The Christians burned down the Candy Shack ages ago.garbage
- ^ lol you know your Strip Clubs in Alabama. Big Jim’s Boobie Bungalow was so fucking SKETCHY. I was used to places like The Pink Pony in Atlanta.Ramanisky2
- I never even went, they were just places I drove by; strip clubs really aren't my bag. Although I have been to the Clermont in ATL..garbage
- ..and I only went to see if the myth was true. Big FLOL, yes she's a real one.garbage
- I actually went with the intention of trying to get an interview, and I chickened out.garbage
- ^ Clermont Lounge, lol ... you went to see Blondie. That place is straight out of a movie. It’s so bizarre.Ramanisky2
- hahaha, nailed it. She's crushed my cans.garbage
- oh she crushed my can too.
Fucking legend!!!Ramanisky2 - Internet high five and snickering that this conversation will be confusing to most.garbage
- lmao .. I thought that as well
*High5Ramanisky2
