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- futurefood5
Guess what they're saying
- "So you see, the CoTD thread really has to go"Gnash
- "See, I told you a three way with a tiger was worth the risk"Wolfboy
- "They fuck like no other"Wolfboy
- "i said, do NOT plunge thy tiger"futurefood
- “... like no one.”monospaced
- As soon as that god damn hippies gone, I'm gonna eat these 2 god damn prudes like no one.GuyFawkes
- Looking good, Paul Ryan. Fuck the poor? High five?BonSeff
- "We're going to end-up right in the Set PSB thread." - Jesusutopian
- lol utopianhotroddy
- Jesus, what's with all these midget animals knocking about? Your old man's going to be pissed if you've fucked with his things.face_melter
- Pussy and giraffe, get my metaphor son?jaylarson
- "What is this PIITB you speak of?" - Jebus.fyoucher1
- "Look, Eve's gotta go, I've been told I need to bring Steve in, you cool with that Ad?"fadein11
- Told you, man, she's gonna worth (the rib) itsasha1961
- never mind JC wasn't a thing yet.BonSeff
- Ramanisky211
- Ironically Jesus is the sun god and it was inspired by sun worshipping.NBQ00
- No, Jesus is not considered a sun god. In Christianity, Jesus is believed to be the son of God and the savior of humanity, not associated with sun worshipimbecile
- or any pagan solar deity.imbecile
- Lol @ the sun god, are you fucking highcrazyprick
- I meant Jesus was inspired by the sun god worshipNBQ00
- (the metaphor of Jesus was inspired by sun worship when Christianity was formed)NBQ00
- Jesus is well known as the sun of godnb
- psalm 84:11 identifies god as a sun, but never jesusimbecile
- Good lord, people. The whole religion of Christianity was inspired by pagan, sun worship. Go study.NBQ00
- lol, so you watched Zeitgeist and you believe it??!monospaced
- Gardener12
- AmenYakuZoku
- They always have some dumb fuck excuse thoughmonospaced
- Hospital chapels and prayer rooms?palimpsest
- But the billing department at the hospital is filled with tweets and prayers.utopian
- utopian10
- related https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- I'm grateful for the diagrams on the bottom. It helps explain the concept.CyBrainX
- ISLAM IS FUNcrazyprick
- I must do this because of my religion
=Okay.
You must do this because of my religion
=Fuck off.jagara - My son who is a dancer, a young man with an extremely toned physique, has hundreds of married muslim men follow his accounts.
I found it really odd at first...PhanLo - ...then I checked out who they followed, loads of athletic kids, like footballers and gymnasts. Seemed to be a religious work around.PhanLo
- Was weird explaining to my son that the men were keeping images of him to masturbate.PhanLo
- You really explained that to him? i guess it would be weird if he finds out himself. still these cultural differences are understandable to some level.sted
- Why wouldn't I explain it to him? Along with those guys were a lot of young gay men, in their early 20's, same follower pattern.PhanLo
- I had to manually delete and block all their accounts, it was like nonce whack-a-mole.PhanLo
- The weird thing was I could see who they followed, so I imagine their family and friends could see that the bulk of the people they followed were young...PhanLo
- ...athletic children, was really weird. I deleted 100's of them.PhanLo
- wow PL, crazymonospaced
- Naively I was like wow, all these dudes must really like dancing.PhanLo
- Allah must be pissedcrazyprick
- whatthefunk10
- Jesus wants me to (no he didn't, he seemed pretty chill if the new testament is to be believed)jagara
- Tell us you know nothing about Christianity without telling us you know nothing about Christianity.Hench
- Don’t need to know shit about christianity to know christians are dangerous.scarabin
- But a true Christian loves his enemy and treats people how he'd like to be treated, so who are you talking about? Those that claim to be Christian but are not?Hench
- The Catholic church is demonic to it's core. Crusaded the world burning people alive for not converting and destroying their indigenous knowledgeHench
- Is that what you're calling Christian? Because in that case, I agree... But that's not what the Bible teaches... Is it?Hench
- Or are you judging based on not having read the Bible? I'm not Christian, but you're welcome to quote me any passages that are dangerous...Hench
- I'm just asking for facts but so far none of you can provide them, only feelings and ridicule, which exposes your as the fools you are. No offense ..Hench
- Are you implying that the Catholic church is not Christian?
That's like saying the Oxford Dictionary don't know English.palimpsest - Feel free to make your own church and claim you are the true follower of Christ. But you still won't have shit on the Pope!palimpsest
- "okay mate, you enjoy your night"jagara
- lol hayoth acting like his commie fi mass can judge who is a true Christian. Fucking idiot. It’s a fucking myth for kids. It isn’t real.monospaced
- Bible is full of awful deplorable shit god does and condones. A true Christian usually ignores it like a good sheep. Hench proves that.monospaced
- Every time another dumbfuck christian decides THEIR interpretation is right, it's just more evidence that it's all bullshit.monospaced
- I never once said I was a Christian. Honestly trying to have a conversation here is like trying to talk to a dog about Shakespeare.Hench
- Where fore art though, bone-ieorobotinc
- fooler7
'I was just 16 when you took my virginity on your office floor!' Astonishing moment Indiana woman, 43, stands up in church to accuse married pastor of grooming her as a teen - forcing him to ADMIT IT in front of stunned congregation.
- what a farce, what's happening at the end? group hug? lol they need to burn that place down._niko
- Matthew 11:28utopian
- death penaltyscarabin
- that's just the way it is... fuck that shitSalarrue
- stunned congregation that gave a huge crying group hug at the end. insane!capn_ron
- It's how cults work. I grew up in the SBC, and abuse was rampant. Our minister of music was once forced to get on stage and admit he had a porn addiction.garbage
- Everyone gave him hugs. Looking back, I guarantee that he got caught with kiddie porn and that was his way of getting in front of it.garbage
- Awkwardddd!mort_
- everything about this is terrible and grossletterhead
- that poor womanmonospaced
- Chimp9
I really disliked organised religion but after a volunteering trip to Kenya I could see it does have some positives.
We volunteered in a rescue centre for young girls that had been raped, some had HIV, some were mentally disabled and others had children even though they were only 14 years old themselves.
Every night they read parts of the bible and reflected on it. I could see how this gave them something to hold on to and guide them.
I'm still very critical of religion but now my view is more nuanced. Could there be another way of guiding these girls without region? Maybe. Does religion cause massive problems around the world? Yes. But with the little tools the rescue centre had and the local culture it seemed like a net positive. Especially seeing first hand how these girls benefited from it, one girl even went on to be a programmer.
This is a toothbrushing workshop we did with them.
- This is a video of the songs they sang every night after preyers. https://imgur.com/3V…Chimp
- Hitler built hospitals and schools. john wayne gacy entertained children. does it excuse any of the horror they perpetrated?scarabin
- +1 for volunteering though matescarabin
- It was a fantastic experience and really put things in perspective.Chimp
- Funny how the most religious are the biggest enemies and obstacles to underage pregnant women in the US.monospaced
- Faith is a really good way to deal with trauma. I know of people who had their children taken off them as teenagers by the church and put into adoption...PhanLo
- Yeah, the church has done some terrible things. The whole point of this to show another side. And how in this case in Kenya it was a net positive.Chimp
- ...and even though they lost their child for nearly two decades, their faith was unshakeable.PhanLo
- Props on going out there and making a difference to peoples lives.PhanLo
- As I said, I just wanted to show another specific side where I thought it helped, keeping in mind it doesn't erase the other terrible things.Chimp
- My wife's mum fainted at church today. She's only been up here for a year since joining. They were super helpful, called my wife and drove her mum home.PhanLo
- could still do it with out the religion.
+1 for volunteeringpango - In this case the religion helped the girls but in general there should be something better to replace it.Chimp
- Religion (as a community group) provides a lot for many people. Society and most of our ancestors benefited from it, on average.nb
- It gets a bad rap because there are shitty people who exploit it for themselves. But it can be a force for good.nb
- just like so many thing in the world.pango
- +1 for making changekoma_
- Ramanisky29
- He has a point. The Quran isn't much better.mort_
- Seeing all these bible thumping morons lose their shit online, praying for jeeebus, is hilarious and sad.monospaced
- Anyway, the Bible shouldn’t be in public schools in the first place.monospaced
- He can't have been born in Florida.PhanLo
- He's now allowed to recite a satanic prayer before each and every meeting, LOLutopian
- toucheApeRobot
- Dude of the Dayscarabin
- Florida man! Redeems himself!nb
- Ramanisky29
lolzzzzzz
- This is fantasticnb
- in my mindoey_oey
- She should have said yes, could have been the time of her life. Especially with the gargoyle actionPhanLo
- Sounds about right. On one hand it’s clearly mental illness and on the other hand it’s no different than any of the stories in the bible._niko
- Sex with Satan, say yes!i_was
- is 'THIS IS SPARTA' her safe word.. cuz i'm down to clownhydro74
- these people are nuts!milfhunter
- imbecile14
- scarabin9
- Next chapter: fucking magnets_niko
- Religion, constantly and desperately trying to stop all human progress.monospaced
- It goes well with lighting a match to see if there is any gas leaks.Wordsworth
- https://www.amazon.c…garbage
- lol
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5 New from $579.95Salarrue - Stick a fork in a socket and you will see, hear, AND feel itscarabin
- Witchcraft!
Burn them all!
Praise Jesus!GuyFawkes
- isleptwithsirenstonight3
- *Shedetritus
- Those aren't atheists, they're confused Christians.i_monk
- Can't argue with this airtight logic #takethatatheistsyuekit
- ✓m8isleptwithsirenstonight
- BOOOOM, CHECKFUCKNMATE!!1123...GeorgesIV
- YESSSSS. ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SAID THIS... fuck leprechauns. they will never get our credit of existencehydro74
- "i hate god", said no atheist everscarabin
- I hate santa too, fuck that fat fuckermoldero
- atheists don't "hate, they dislike that others "hate" because they believe something different (and there's a classic example)formed
- meh, atheists tend to be fairly foaming at the mouth fanatics about how right they are. kind of like vegans. they often come off as hatefullgilgamush
- A broad, sweeping and inaccurate statement from gilgamush. Say it ain't so.ETM
- There are foaming fanatics for everything. Massive amounts of religious "foamers".iCanHazQBN
- ^ gun nutteryurimon
- Well why not be an agnostic if not at least a little foamygilgamush
- We don't hate god you idiot. We hate you.jtb26
- what is that supposed to mean, you don't know me or my religious beliefs, or lack there of. you are just a buttfrustrated little dude who is equally in the wrongilgamush
- wrong as the people you think you are so much better thangilgamush
- thanks for proving my point thoughgilgamush
- Er, what?jagara
- utopian6
- yupmoldero
- obviously slavery is ok cause you go along with it n its legal even now so called voluntary. say u heard it before.yurimon
- http://www.trutherme…yurimon
- How's voluntary, slavery?pango
- you can figure it out. try.yurimon
- pro tip. first rule of slave club is not to talk about slave clubGnash
- yuri's just mad 'cause he has to work for a living, pango. therefore slavery.scarabin
- its the enslaved/chased minority that changes from with time and region, jews/christians/blac... someone is always somewhere the bad guy. Still a shame.mekk
- LOL Gnashmoldero
- im only upset cause I see how things are declining I can see how the system is evolving based on our ignorance so yes its important if you want to be free.yurimon
- holy shit yurimon, are you going to just wax on and on about how society is a form of slavery? WE GET YOUR POINT< MOVE ONmonospaced
- haha.scarabin
- i am the waxer.yurimon
- but seriously, it's not that it's an outlandish statement... I agree... it's just that we get it. You've reminded us all. You win.monospaced
- Yurimon in every thread he posts in -
http://img.izismile.…set - Get off your high horse Yuri. You're just a slave to alternative media made to manipulate. You believe every shit shove down your throat with out fact check.pango
- lol why does everyone say that even though im saying without high horse. you lowered expectation mother fuckrs.yurimon
- exactly because of the type of shit you just wrote in your last sentence heremonospaced
- You cannot seriously compare the slavery of blacks to being employed. Yuri your mind is so warped.iCanHazQBN
- Ah, but he is!Continuity
- irish were the first actual slaves in the states.yurimon
- the point of the argument is slavery n ignorance leads to an outcome. what might be comfortable now and appear normal, leads to an outcome.yurimon
- you dont have to comprehend bros. society goes down a path, of cause n effect. youll see later on maybe 10-20 years.yurimon
- so... black slavery was a result of black ignorance and it's what... their fault for the outcome?monospaced
- modern slavery is.yurimon
- and knowing this will help you escape how?monospaced
- Yuri, if everyone was free and had no boundaries the world would be completely fucked - no? Many laws protect us, not constrict us?Ianbolton
- Maybe you don't like the way the system doesn't work for you, but if we made different laws for just you, that would make us your slave?Ianbolton
- Fuck, we're all slaves to Yuri. I don't know how to feel about that.Ianbolton
- not true, you know what the word sovereign means? society is only as good as its people. if you have to many dumbed down crabs, society is going to suckyurimon
- Its not the point. mostly the point that of the progression of what historically happens when bondage persists. it doesnt end well when people dont live rightyurimon
- or have proper knowledge. read the federalist papers for startersyurimon
- I'm not sure I feel like a dumbed down crab, or part of a society that sucks. But how do we live right? Am I doing it all wrong?Ianbolton
- its not a question of right or wrong,its more of individual actions into a collective. yields a result. its cause n effect. cause n effect of big banking,yurimon
- interest, taxes. it all culminates into a result. uk is perfect example of going of the path as other places are. it leeds to more bondage. more rules that makyurimon
- no sense. its because people lost there way to manipulation, loss of roots, loss of history, loss of self. leeds to bondage by the state or wealthy class. itsyurimon
- repeat of history time n time. and its going to be hard to get back what is lost. you can be the furniture on the titanic if you like. its always a choice nyurimon
- gets the bill.yurimon
- I laughed.docpoz
- So what have you done to change it?scarabin
- yeah, why are you so convinced everyone here is "living wrong" when you are doing the same fucking thing?monospaced
- I think it's pointless continuing this conversation. Yuri, your delusional sense of higher knowledge frustrates me.Ianbolton
- We're all responsible for each other, not some political system. Look beyond banks, politicians and agendas. Eventually humans will find their wayIanbolton
- Or we'll all just die and leave this planet to live happily ever after.Ianbolton
- mort_8
- lolfadein11
- don't take it all literally! He was just a great surfer.fadein11
- There are people who take it as gospel.mort_
- Murican's love this shit.utopian
- It's called the Jungle Book.NBQ00
- they do. eat some shrooms and you'll seeBeeswax
- So do the Spaniards, Italians, Irish, polish, Brazilians and Mexicans.toemaas
- Not the smart ones.monospaced
- lol @ opStoicLevels
- hydro743
- oh man, I find this stuff so hot...even when they do this with burka chicks lol_niko
- I'm conflicted...2nd or 3rd from the right.utopian
- KFFMFKsted
- birds of pray!Percrushin
- ^ lolscarabin
- This is a habit i can get into_niko
- LOL, there's our boy!palimpsest
- I find nun if this funny.Akagiyama
- they belong to the streeets!milfhunter
- great sureal painting on the wallneverscared
- Brings new meaning to "come unto thee"elahon
- un-convent-ionalmonospaced
- Get me to a nunnery.Nairn
- Nun of you have any moralsutopian
- All of these comments are nunsenseutopian
- What a cloisterfuck!palimpsest
- lol palmonospaced
- Ramanisky23
- yeah but a rock serves a million other purposes, the least of which is killing. a gun on the other hand...why am I talking to a meme? lol_niko
- The response I saw was "a rock can't kill 50 people at oncet you fucking idiot" and it sounded appropriate...whatthefunk
- What if it's a really big rock?palimpsest
- Less rocks, less people being killed by them. Holy shit.monospaced
- so it is about the rock?whatthefunk
- If someone needs a rock to kill a made up creature from their imagination they should get their head checked. And register the fucking rock.monospaced
- But where do those rocks go? If we break up rocks into really small rocks they won't be able to kill people anymore. So really, more rocks: smaller rocks.palimpsest
- We've hit rock bottom, ban the assault rocks, period. The risk of a person in the U.S. dying in a mass shooting was 70% lower during the period in which the...whatthefunk
- assault weapons ban was active. The proportion of overall gun homicides resulting from mass shootings was also down, with nine fewer mass-shooting-relate...whatthefunk
- fatalities per 10,000 shooting deaths.whatthefunk
- What about rocks in your shoe?Continuity
- I'm just suggesting that we just can't regulate rocks. And it's not about the rocks, anyway, it's about _some_ rock-owners' mental health.Continuity
- Thoughts and prayers.Continuity
- What if the rock is stationary? 137:9Gnash
- Good one!palimpsest
- Anyway. Just takes one good guy with a rock, amirite?Continuity
- Still not about the rock, Gnash! Mental health!Continuity
- But again. If there'd been a good guy with a rock, none of that dashing would have happened.Continuity
- Oh right. Mental health.monospaced
- just cut off all hands... problem fixed.neverscared
- Jerking off The Rock did WHAT to Goliath?hydro74
- A Mario created a multi-generational phenomena that influenced countless lives. A Mario also tweeted feckless platitudes.garbage
- It's not about the Mario.garbage
- Ban the use of rocks while maintaining a database of everyone who enjoys throwing rocks.imbecile
- Smoke rocks, don't throw them.palimpsest
- Rocks Rock!robthelad
- ^ Rock shill, right here.Continuity
- The National Rock AssociationRamanisky2
- lol @ RamContinuity
- I used to be a pebble man :)robthelad
- utopian9
- Oldest business, something like 2023 years old the Christian variant. Established in 0.shapesalad
- also tax freepango
- I'm going to start a church. Any ideas?futurefood
- the bible is invisible? how can u read sth invisible... so churches and vatican look very visible to me..neverscared
- neverscared, alwaysretardedcrazyprick
- The Bible is the product. Derp.monospaced
- hey that cross with jesus crucified on.. it´s not a product...its invisible...neverscared
- ... u can hang it on your wall ..but you wont see it... religion always so mysterious...neverscared
- A crucifix isn’t a product they’re selling. Derp.monospaced
- orly http://shop.museivat…neverscared
- must be a - emperors new cloth - story thing...neverscared
- imbecile2
they're playing a numbers game
- another dark ages is on it way. We'll be burning women at the stake in no time_niko
- ^ only if weigh more than a duckGnash
- definitely more than a duck
https://i.imgur.com/…pango - https://www.pewresea…drgs
- The fuck you are
https://i.imgur.com/…drgs - drgs, even if your data is accurate, his "plan" still holds true.imbecile
- this has been their strategy for thousands of years and this priest just figured it out?scarabin
- What a cuntBluejam
- except that 80% of your kids will become agnostic or atheisticsarahfailin
- Imagine him making 8 kids with his poor wife. Super dry, in missionary.PhanLo
- Having kids doesn't make you right.wagshaft
- Having kids doesn't make you right.wagshaft
- They call it quiver full. Add as many arrows (children) in the fight against evil.shellie
- straight up insane is what this is.exador1
- I'm in Mississauga, which is a quiet little suburb outslde of Toronto. I think we've got a little enclave of these types in our neighbourhood.exador1
- my daughter and i noticed them a few months back.. house around the corner from ours. you RARELY ever see the women/girls... it's like they're hiding or hiddenexador1
- but when you do. they're straight-up bonnet wearing/laura Ingals-little house on the praire dressed etc, and the dudes (which they outnumber)exador1
- are all dorky khaki/polo shirts etc... either some sister-wives thing going on, or it's '19 kids and counting' action....exador1
- either way it's both funny and fucking sad/sinister etc...exador1
- Those sound more like Mormonsmonospaced
- Or Mennonites lol_niko
