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- bainbridge5
Unboxing / product videos.
- The definition of vapid.mg33
- "Hello it is me and I open things that I bought. Please subscribe and leave a comment about something else that I should buy and open."garbage
- for the brain deadGuyFawkes
- 37k views and the cunt doesn't even 'open' anything! Just holds some trainers up. Jeeezuz. I'm old LOL.Hayzilla
- That first video gave me cancer.section_014
- chukkaphob1
- The shades or the Bono?CyBrainX
- bothOBBTKN
- lol! yeah, both! the typography toochukkaphob
- Continuity2
Education:
‘School of Hard Knocks’, ‘University of Life’, etc.
- face_melter4
Black Friday cancer infecting everything.
- ********0
Friends who use terrible templates or hire other friends with worse skills than you to design things for them.
- ********3
Black friday shopping zombies.
- PonyBoy1
Clients that ask for art to be 'immensely colorful' then bitch about their fucking toner in their printer being gone (all because the first client they sent their new media kit off to bitched about there being too much color).
Monday's email" My GOD! We love it and can't wait to send it out!!"
Wednesday's email: "Can you make us a printer-friendly version?"
Seriously... if you want a fucking black and white version for something that's going to be printed 80% of the time WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASK IT BE 'IMMENSELY COLORFUL'?
- CyBrainX-1
Christmas
- I like Christmas so much more now that I'm a parent. I think it's finally the year where I ask my parents to donate to charities instead of giving gives to mymg33
- wife and I. Gift buying is just too excruciating every year; it takes a lot of the fun out of Christmas.mg33
- Yes, the shopping is bad but with Amazon, it's way down on my list of objections. The music, the decorations, the commercials, the media schlonging you in theCyBrainX
- face with its miserable tackiness. It never ends. It's bad taste in the form of a cultural phenomenon.CyBrainX
- my trick is to not watch tv and not go to the mall. renders me virtually immune from christmas.sarahfailin
- The mall? Isn't that Santa's butt hole?CyBrainX
- Christmas is fun. You get to decorate and fight with your family over delicious meals, and share the love. Presents are cool too.monospaced
- ********3
People post a video of themselves watching a trailer and then talk about the trailer.
This garbage has to stop.
- Ditto reaction vids, reacting to ... ANYTHING.
OMFG, I HATE reaction vids.Continuity - It's crazy that somehow people earn money from doing this.PhanLo
- Ditto reaction vids, reacting to ... ANYTHING.
- ********-2
Stores are already pumping Christmas music. I was at Trader Joe's and it wouldn't stop.
- Ramanisky22
- WHAT???!?!! I have aspect Ratio OCD -- this has me in a ragemugwart
- Watched Skull Island last night and its infuriating how they go back and forth.
Makes no fucking sense.Ramanisky2 - Not honoring the aspect ratio kinda sucks. But Skull Island is a heaping pile of shit.monospaced
- Yup. Skull Island was garbage. Correct aspect ratio is irrelevant.dirtydesign
- true but they've done it with Keanu and Mad Max: Fury RoadRamanisky2
- kona1
Gym bro comment here.
But the people who drive to the gym to workout and expend energy for any given amount of time and fight over one another for the closest parking spot to the door, driving circles endlessly at 3mph looking for the closest space. Just get the fuck out of everyones way and park someplace already... I have a Pilates Fusion class to get to you assholes!
- i cant get my head around people driving to a gym. why not cycle? or walk. you know, exercise?hans_glib
- Driving to the gym is dumb. Find one within 30 minutes of work or home, and fucking walk there.Continuity
- In the city maybe. I'm in the suburbs and have 3 kids.kona
- Why you don't have a home gym by now is beyond me Kona. I figured your living room has looked like this for at least 10 yearshttp://uglyhous...mg33
- Uh, http://uglyhousephot…mg33
- driving to the gym = time spent better at gym than walking to gymcannonball1978
- lol mg33. We do actually have a gym setup in the basement but sometimes you just gotta get to heavier weights in a different environment.kona
- what cannonball said.kona
- scarabin_net7
stupid hippy cunts who post videos about how eating frozen lemons (or other random, inane "natural" thing) cures cancer.
i lost a close friend, and another lost both her breasts, to cancer. suggesting that all they had to do to prevent death and dismemberment is eat frozen lemons makes me want to punch you in the fucking face.
- absolutelykona
- and sorry to hear your close friends have battled and succumb to cancer.kona
- < thisgrotesk_neue
- < marijuana actually IS being proven to beat cancerbliznutty
- fat fucking lot of good it did my friend, who wasted away through years of chemo and top medical carescarabin_net
- sorry about your friend spike. cancer really sucks :`(bliznutty
- +1 and sorry for the losses manmonospaced
- bliznutty - 'cancer' isn't a singluar thing, so perhaps qualify your statements otherwise you're just as bad as the frozen lemoners or alkaline dieters.detritus
- +GuyFawkes
- hashtag health
Everyone know it's six pack abs that kill cancer.******** - i live in CO. my friend's dad is dying right now from cancer, it's so sad. people here say he could reduce it greatly/beat it if he were to be on 1000mg/day.bliznutty
- unfortunately only half of that amount (or even a quarter) will essentially zombify him and make life no fun. in his case he'd rather spend his final days awarebliznutty
- it's really sad. i'm sorry for my original comment abovebliznutty
- detritus5
People who phone up the second they've clicked 'send' on an email. Especially when they're on some free email crap like Gmail or whatever, which often take time to route through to non-equivalent addresses.
I remember the days emails might take half a day to route to their destination. Patience, cunts.
- "some free email crap like Gmail" haha, you mean the best email service on earth...?********
- ^ Tourist. Everyone now Hotmail is where it's at.Continuity
- knows*Continuity
- By what qualification, set? You are an odd one, so edgy paranoid and counter culture, whilst a mindless unquestioning Android consumer drone.detritus
- Haha I'm by no means a mindless unquestioning android consumer... in any way. It just happens to be the best available at the moment. I'd switch in a heartbeat.********
- Just found it funny that you labelled the most popular, well built email client in the world as crap, is all..********
- I've lost count of the amount of complaints I've read about its functionality, never mind my own. Never mind privacy concerns, never mind control. Popular, yes.detritus
- 'mindless' was a bit strong, sorry. I was having a first thing in the morning angry shit when I wrote that. You have gone through a lot of Androids though!detritus
- That's quite alright. I have! I've no doubt I come across as a mindless twit. Often.********
- Our entire firm switched to google services last year and the amount of email complaints has pretty much gone to zero. Productivity and efficiency are increasedmonospaced
- I agree. Google mail is the best email platform I've ever used, and I've used waaau too many.monospaced
- High five!********
- "some free email crap like Gmail" haha, you mean the best email service on earth...?
- pressplay2
artists. entitled cunts. detached from reality. not all of them though.
- i_monk1
Anyone who pronounces the 'r' in foyer.
- yes!!!Gnash
- or clique as 'click'Gnash
- Who actually says 'foyer' these days, anyway?Continuity
- ^ people with foyersGnash
- I have, and love, my foyer. Sorry, foyaaa.PublicVoice
- MrT0
The bloke off Mystery Diners.
- face_melter0
Electricity.
For being a slippery cunt and knocking out a bunch of computers over the weekend, including mine which was doing a very important render.
- Continuity1
Clear fucking rank amateurs with 5D Mark IVs and eye-wateringly expensive L lenses who shoot in broad daylight with the fucking lens hood on backwards.
They probably shoot in P mode, too. Extra nutsack punches.
- To his defense, the hood on backwards means “I don’t want to use it now but have it on ready to go.” I do this once in a while.ArmandoEstrada
- Program works great in broad daylight.monospaced