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- utopian2
Comedian Jon Stewart says Apple asked him not to interview FTC Chair Lina Khan
- sted1
HALP
Why does my iPhone started to replace parts of a sentence when I just wanted to fix a single word? WTF is this+!%
it wasn't like this few weeks ago damn.
- milfhunter2
Best apple on the market
- I'm pretty sure these were awful when I bought them, but having just googled the taste, I'm wondering whether we got a poor batch as the ones we had...Nairn
- ...were just too sweet and had a nasty texture. Minded me of Golden Delicious. Search says they should be tart though?Nairn
- Mmm that sounds like you got bad luck with an old apple. I would def. give it a second try.milfhunter
- this is crap. a cox orange pippin shits on this interloperhans_glib
- Honey Crisp or Ambrosia for me._niko
- @hans what are you talking about? No one ever heard or talked about cox orange pippin being a good fucking apple.milfhunter
- what a sad little piece of shit:
https://encrypted-tb…milfhunter - APPLE FIGHT 2024! YAHWOOH!
Personally, i think those 'sad little pieces of shit' you posted look delicious.Nairn - Twenty years ago we were arguing Apple versus Microsoft, and now..?Nairn
- imbecile0
https://www.apple.com/apple-even…
Apple Event
Watch on 5/7 at 7 a.m. PT.
Tune in at apple.com or on the Apple TV app.
- new iPads?_niko
- OLED iPad Pro with M4 chip is the expectationspl33nidoru
- new iPods?utopian
- AI prompts?utopian
- Don’t think they’d debut the m4 so soon or on an iPad.monospaced
- Let’s just agree that it will be the best one evernb
- Judging by the illustrative apple logos.. I'm going for brand new pencil..woohoo... best one eva!! (snooze)dee-dubs
- cuteAQUTE
- NBQ003
"ThiNOvation"
– by utopian
;)
- nb2
0.5mm thinner?
- Gnash0
The new pencil has some nice upgrades. But dang that iPad is expensive
- ********-2
Outrageous performance.
Fucking cunt fags.
- Bluejam2
- via https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- "inNOvation" - utopianNBQ00
- the contrast of comments here compared towards apple, funny shit.ephix
- They stole it from apple!!!milfhunter
- neverscared5
https://twitter.com/tim_cook/sta…
people are pissed of ....lol...
- "Forty years ago, Apple released the 1984 commercial as a bold statement against a dystopian future. Now you are that dystopian future. Congratulations." lolNairn
- "The thinnest iPad ever" - Timmy Cook
There ya' have it!utopian - print ads are great though https://pbs.twimg.co…neverscared
- even more hardcore than the video...neverscared
- reversedsted
- The reaction is kind of funny..."you're crushing stuff! Noooo" Audiences seem to be getting dumber.yuekit
- Yep yukit, I wonder if offered how many would take that pile of junk over the iPad.kingsteven
- or they are gettin smarter....i´am sure u can find a better visual metapher than destroying things in this clip to illustrate your points ..neverscared
- people seem to be pressed to complain by things getting pressed.... should have seen this coming ..:neverscared
- not a big fan of this commercial either, but people are taking it a bit far with there sentimental nonsense.milfhunter
- I mean clearly you'd want the vintage Space Invaders machine over the iPad...but it is a commercial.yuekit
- maybe not.. i would prefer all the objects or a cluster of them compared the ipad.. although i think its just a morbid visual idea . in the first place..neverscared
- maybe they just wanted to show how much pressed trash u can stuff into it... as in the ipad is made of garbage and u have a trash time with it...neverscared
- I don't get the outrage, but I'd take a freebie and flash a new OS as soon as somebody breaks M-series architecture. Probably 2 years out.garbage
- Well, the outrage from the Japanese respondants should be obvious, at least, given their philosophy of Kami inhabiting Things.Nairn
- yuekit, you come across well and dumb yourself if you believe the buyer's opinion of physical creative tools is irrelevantimbecile
- no american cares about the outrage because the whole shtick here is to pillage and profit. the capitalist fanboys are really showing themselvesimbecile
- Kami inhabiting things in nature not man made objects.sted
- lol, what the fuck is this conversation?garbage
- designed to hurt your feelings...neverscared
- @imbecile I think the intent of the commercial was more like you can fit all this stuff into your Apple iPed, not "we want to destroy your stuff bwahaha"yuekit
- neverscared0
Apple apologises for iPad ad criticised as ‘destruction of the human experience’
Advert featuring huge hydraulic press crushing cultural objects struck wrong note with many- me so sorry...neverscared
- Fuck me, we live in a tedious world surrounded by utter cunts.
A/ It was quite clear what was happening in the video clipWolfboy - and
2// It's a fucking marketing clip! Why does anyone give a fuck to the point where they need to whinge until they get a response from a companies PR team?Wolfboy - Breaking shit used to be cool.monospaced
- the same way u give a fuck commenting on the situation i think...neverscared
- "The flattest trash ever" - Timmyutopian
- I mean the whole thing got them a bunch of press tho... so maybe that was the idea.webazoot
- wolfboy is an utter cunt. got itimbecile
- Ugh, you guys.robthelad
- nb1
Does the new iPad Pro camera bump make the iPad wobble when on a table like the iPhone?
If so, wtf. Terrible design decision
- hasn't this been the case for a while now?scruffics
- noNBQ00
- I mean it does not wobble.NBQ00
- Oh interesting. How does it not wobble?!nb
- It’s like +20% thicker in that cornernb
- "the best wobble ever"utopian
- Just go to an Apple store and try it yourselfNBQ00
- I willnb
- It’s difficult usually because they have locking mechanisms in the storenb
- You’d think with the tech they have they would figure out how to lock down devices without a giant chain lolnb
- Ok I had to go to Apple today to pick up something. Tried the new iPad Pro. IT WOBBLES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKERnb
- I can’t believe they prioritized the camera on a fucking iPad Pro over the ability to use it flat on a table. What losers are taking photos with iPadnb
- I guess nerds demand good specs over good product design. Waaaaaaanb
- mg330
There's a first time for everything...
Was on vacation this weekend and while recording a video on my iPhone 15, the screen went black and it's never come back on. It was at 73% when I started, was recording on a tripod, came back at some point in time within 15-20 minutes, and it was totally off.
Charging did nothing, connecting to computer did nothing, doing the volume up > down > side button trick did nothing. I've done that method so many times. It simply will not turn on.
Got a Genius Bar appt tomorrow and hoping it's just the battery or and that their diagnostic stuff will let them get it back up and running and then replace it. Most stuff is backed up to the cloud, but I haven't done a full backup on my computer in a long time. I was hoping I could at least get it to connect and run a full backup, but it doesn't even show up as an external disk.
So weird, I've never had this happen and seems like very few people have as well.
- "Best vacation ever!" - Timmy Appleutopian
- InNOvation on vacation! (by utopian)NBQ00
- I’ve had this happen but only for a minute or so. Weird.monospaced
- mg332
My dumb day with my broken phone.
Go to Genius Bar appt a t 12:45pm. They confirm the phone won’t power up. They can replace the power part in my phone by 3:50pm. So I leave.
Back at 3:50, they tell me that the new part didn’t work. So they will instead give me a new phone. But they don’t have any 256gb silver ones in stock. I ask if they can offer another color because the color makes no difference to me. They can’t. So they find one at a store 30 minutes away. So I go there.
They give me the new one, and set up the phone number transfer. But it doesn’t work because I either have, or don’t have enhanced security with AT&T. So I have to go to an actual AT&T store, which means he’s got to print out directions real old school like so I can get there.
And here I sit at 6pm, in an AT&T store updating the new phone OS so that I can start transferring stuff from the iCloud backup.
So stupid.
- sounds shittyYakuZoku
- You can do the download and updates at home.monospaced
- G E N I U S
wtf!PhanLo - mono - I did. Pleasantly surprised that iCloud backups do exactly what physical backups do. I was worried, but phone is right back to how I needed it.mg33
- Learning moment: making people mad at you isn’t how to get things. Teaching children to negotiate helps them realize the mental spaces on both sides.cannonball1978
- I’ve used iCloud to transfer backups for years.monospaced
- utopian-3
There’s one way to save Apple from irrelevance, and Tim Cook’s not going to like it!
Apple is facing a reckoning of its own making. The Cupertino, California company has fumbled so many times in the last year, it is quickly approaching a technological blackhole—a point of no return in its transformation from a world-changing force to an inconsequential churner of shiny stuff.
- https://media2.giphy…hans_glib
- Yeah but they still make phones and computers that everyone loves and buys, so irrelevant, fumbling and inconsequential aren’t really a thing yetmonospaced
- Who caresnb
- NBQ00-2
Nvidia is now worth more than Apple. Crazy.
- Good. Fuck Apple********
- i'd say invest in TSMC cuz you get the same AI upside with less risk... Nvidia and Apple need FABs and the only game in town are Samsung, TSMC and Inteljonny_quest_lives
- As if their worth had any significancemonospaced
- Apple like “hold my beer”monospaced
- Good. Fuck Apple
- NBQ000
Good morning!
Can't wait for utopian's "inNOvation" comments in a bit when the keynote begins :)
