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- JG_LB0
blowjobs
- blowjob alarm clocks that wake you up with head each dayscarabin
- teeth slowly extend until you get up or hit snoozecannonball1978
- nb4
Vine
- eryx0
Carbonated milk!
- ewwpango
- https://youtu.be/Ea4…drgs
- I wood try, does sound kinda gross thoughGuyFawkes
- zarkonite0
Peanut flavoured beer.
- see_bee1
Hug app. For people who just need a hug.
- sarahfailin2
A vaccine against autism!
- misterhow1
Phaser from Star Trek. A practical gun that stuns. I know, I know you’ll say ‘we have that. It’s a taser’. Well no, I want a phaser. Stun without wires, always on, always ready. It doesn’t have to hurt. Why don’t we have phasers?
Bullets make it to quick and too easy to kill. Stun them, then figure out what was going on after everyone is safe.
- Of all the things from Star Trek I think we can do better. A transporter, Guardian of Forever, warp speed, Orion women, etc.CyBrainX
- scarabin8
This Smells Like My Penis™ candles
- But will they explode?helloeatbreathedrive
- Haha. "You can't beat an exploding penis" G.PaltrowIanbolton
- this idea smells like a Gwyneth Paltrow lawsuit thoKrassy
- This Smells Like a Lawsuit™ candlesscarabin
- ^no H3 made & sold a "This smells like my butthole" candle making fun of Gwyneth Paltrows' pussy candleGuyFawkes
- Lol!scarabin
- hokay so Gwyneth Paltrows' exploding Penis™ Lawsuit™ candlested
- Lol @stedOBBTKN
- rattail5
breast implants that includes a Square Chip reader for strippers so you can tip with your apple watch or phone and not get charged the crazy ATM fees at strip joints.
- A bluetooth speaker in each boob so she becomes a mobile operationscarabin
- cleavage card swipe?cannonball1978
- mort_2
A hospital made entirely out of meat.
- grafician-1
fuck it, it needs to be put in here, so:
F L Y I N G C A R S
using that anti-gravity tech from the UFO of the day thread
yes, you know you want a flying Bronco, you can feel it
- face_melter7
Books in a syringe.
No-one can honestly be fucked grinding through a book series like Dune after enduring the first one. Even the audiobooks are life-crushing am-dram torture and should be classed as a war crime. Imagine you could experience books at the blink of an eye - being at a party and casually dropping '...well, yes, I have read all the Tom Clancy novels if you must know.' You will be a golden god.
So. If you really must know if Leto 2: The Worm-meister gets his tiny worm-cock sucked by his great-great-great-great-great-gr... granddaughter or yet another Idaho clone discovers banana wine and the wretched npr tiny desk acoustic sets and spends an entire novel in his cupboard being ~emotional~ then books in a syringe are for you.
Entire book series condensed into liquid form, held in suspension, ready to be injected, injested, and infect your body like little word cancer.
Don't ask about the science - it doesn't exist. I'm just an ideas man, man. The boffins do their magic. We have a guy from MIT who used to design ray guns and has a tattoo of R2D2 in lingerie and some nerd from JPL who glued tiny rockets to mice and used them as squeaking fireworks. Look, we have a solid team, right?
Books. In a syringe. All of the knowledge with none of the tedium - why waste time reading when you could be riding horses, hiking, jogging, and dancing in complete confidence. WHOOOOOAAAAAOOOAH! BODYFORM FOR YyyooooOOOUUUUuuu!
Check it.
- Lol!mort_
- ExcellentGnash
- Ask Elon, he’s doing the brain implant thingy. Maybe we can just download them books in our brains soon.NBQ00
- https://www.blinkist…BaskerviIle
- *rolls up sleeve*scarabin
- sounds like total recallRaybandana
- I know Kung fumonospaced
- "books in a syringe are for you"
assumes the existence of having opposite effect vaccine what removes all knowledge and leaves only the basic functions.sted - ^. Already exists, it’s called, TwitterGnash
- BK2
Genetically combining the traits of a cat and a dog and selling it as a Catdog.
- BusterBoy1
Give Donald Trump $100 million.
- mort_2
An app that simulates a pair of human baby arms implanted in your forehead, so you can weigh up the pros and cons of going under the knife.
Think about it.
- shapesalad3
Create an incredibly well designed crypto coin trading platform.
Beautiful typography, ui, ux, across all platforms. Totally reimagined charting tools. Hire the worlds most expensive and talented UX/UI designers.
Charge 0.01% on transactions.
Profit.
Basically provide very nice shovels for the gold rush.
- I'm looking for a platform to trade on, Binance is fugly. Bitpanda is limiting and childish. Nothing professional + stylish.shapesalad
- phemex?uan
- < this.inteliboy
- They are all missing the convenience of an on chart buy and sell orders like in Metatrader. I still sometimes use MT for crypto purchases for this reasonBeeswax
- entering values, especially crypto with tons of digits is very risky. AN on chart buy sell will fix all these problemsBeeswax
- You can workaround this problem if Tradingview API is supported by your exchange but not sure how well it works.Beeswax