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- cannonball19782
Sleep toggle puncher.
A boxing glove at the end of a spring attached to a box retaining system with a harness that you wear on your chest.
Want to go to sleep? Press the toggle button and it will punch you to sleep.
Want to wake up? Set the alarm to punch you awake (or have someone else press the toggle button).
- misterhow1
Phaser from Star Trek. A practical gun that stuns. I know, I know you’ll say ‘we have that. It’s a taser’. Well no, I want a phaser. Stun without wires, always on, always ready. It doesn’t have to hurt. Why don’t we have phasers?
Bullets make it to quick and too easy to kill. Stun them, then figure out what was going on after everyone is safe.
- Of all the things from Star Trek I think we can do better. A transporter, Guardian of Forever, warp speed, Orion women, etc.CyBrainX
- grafician-1
fuck it, it needs to be put in here, so:
F L Y I N G C A R S
using that anti-gravity tech from the UFO of the day thread
yes, you know you want a flying Bronco, you can feel it
- mort_2
A hospital made entirely out of meat.
- dbloc1
Not horriblelogos.com. I am not a millionaire.
- BK2
Genetically combining the traits of a cat and a dog and selling it as a Catdog.
- BusterBoy1
Give Donald Trump $100 million.
- mort_2
An app that simulates a pair of human baby arms implanted in your forehead, so you can weigh up the pros and cons of going under the knife.
Think about it.
- face_melter7
Books in a syringe.
No-one can honestly be fucked grinding through a book series like Dune after enduring the first one. Even the audiobooks are life-crushing am-dram torture and should be classed as a war crime. Imagine you could experience books at the blink of an eye - being at a party and casually dropping '...well, yes, I have read all the Tom Clancy novels if you must know.' You will be a golden god.
So. If you really must know if Leto 2: The Worm-meister gets his tiny worm-cock sucked by his great-great-great-great-great-gr... granddaughter or yet another Idaho clone discovers banana wine and the wretched npr tiny desk acoustic sets and spends an entire novel in his cupboard being ~emotional~ then books in a syringe are for you.
Entire book series condensed into liquid form, held in suspension, ready to be injected, injested, and infect your body like little word cancer.
Don't ask about the science - it doesn't exist. I'm just an ideas man, man. The boffins do their magic. We have a guy from MIT who used to design ray guns and has a tattoo of R2D2 in lingerie and some nerd from JPL who glued tiny rockets to mice and used them as squeaking fireworks. Look, we have a solid team, right?
Books. In a syringe. All of the knowledge with none of the tedium - why waste time reading when you could be riding horses, hiking, jogging, and dancing in complete confidence. WHOOOOOAAAAAOOOAH! BODYFORM FOR YyyooooOOOUUUUuuu!
Check it.
- Lol!mort_
- ExcellentGnash
- Ask Elon, he’s doing the brain implant thingy. Maybe we can just download them books in our brains soon.NBQ00
- https://www.blinkist…BaskerviIle
- *rolls up sleeve*scarabin
- sounds like total recallRaybandana
- I know Kung fumonospaced
- "books in a syringe are for you"
assumes the existence of having opposite effect vaccine what removes all knowledge and leaves only the basic functions.sted - ^. Already exists, it’s called, TwitterGnash
- renderedred0
C Y B E R B I N
a garbage bin with a controlled black hole at the bottom.
*i know it defies laws of physics and whatnot :)
- im eating dinosaurs shaped as chicken and they say downvote you as i eat thempockets
- 0 starspockets
- flag this for good measurepockets
- go endorse a shitty qbn member for funpockets
- you understand me rightpockets
- if not googlepockets
- that's www.goole.com you idiotpockets
- sure, fuck you toorenderedred
- :)pockets
- invest people!pockets
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- audio is a bit better if your deaf
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- drgs3
Mini-bikini face mask, which only covers your nostrils and line of the mouth
- shapesalad3
Create an incredibly well designed crypto coin trading platform.
Beautiful typography, ui, ux, across all platforms. Totally reimagined charting tools. Hire the worlds most expensive and talented UX/UI designers.
Charge 0.01% on transactions.
Profit.
Basically provide very nice shovels for the gold rush.
- I'm looking for a platform to trade on, Binance is fugly. Bitpanda is limiting and childish. Nothing professional + stylish.shapesalad
- phemex?uan
- < this.inteliboy
- They are all missing the convenience of an on chart buy and sell orders like in Metatrader. I still sometimes use MT for crypto purchases for this reasonBeeswax
- entering values, especially crypto with tons of digits is very risky. AN on chart buy sell will fix all these problemsBeeswax
- You can workaround this problem if Tradingview API is supported by your exchange but not sure how well it works.Beeswax
- Raybandana4
A casino that uses fried chicken as its currency.
- Also another way to explain Bitcoinskoma_
- hahaRaybandana
- lollhelloeatbreathedrive
- LolGuyFawkes
- Raybandana0
Bad breath detector built into the iphone mic.
- almost there:
https://www.youtube.…sted - ha. coolRaybandana
- To avoid bad breath, always assume you have bad breath and act accordingly. Result, no one ever thinks you have bad breath.shapesalad
- almost there:
- jonny_quest_lives2
Non Political Pillows. No Agenda. No Religion. No Politics. Just Pillows.
- Raybandana5
A shazam for farts. Track your digestive health based on the sound of your farts.
- 2.0 is underwear with censors.Raybandana
- sensors*Raybandana
- iWood.utopian