confessions
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- docpoz-6
i like mumble rap
- you like to swallow mics?oey
- i dont know what that means but if it references the way your mom swalowed my load last night then yesdocpoz
- predictable...still funny...but no, it means something else. glad you had fun.oey
- I urban dicked and nadadocpoz
- I urban dicked and nadadocpoz
- Biggy Smalls?
He was kind of mumbly.CyBrainX - Biggy and 50 were mumble rappers.Hayzilla
- BK0
I don't really like dogs that much.
- shapesalad0
I made a decision a couple months ago to start a move back to London for my girlfriend. She moved to London recently, part of her reason to move and study there was to be with me... I delayed my move back by 2 months... much upset caused... but I've realised now I love the city of Lisbon more than my girlfriend. I mean ~ I love Lisbon! I hear my self thinking it. God damn this place is awesome. Everyday there's something charming. I stopped checking the weather forecast as every day is the same, only before October the temp is slowing increasing towards 35c, and afterwards slowly decreasing. I've forgotten what a 100% cloudy sky looks like, and if it rained it'd want to go outside and dance around in it, so infrequent it is. The last weekend of September and it's bright hot sun, 30c+ and as soon as I dive into the clear blue sea, which has a nice temp of 20c, I see a school of fish and feel like I'm in another world... and it only took 30mins on the cheaply priced €1.90 train to get to the beach! And did I mention the women were topless on the beach! Heaven it is! European heaven. I bought a bottle of the new season wine, locally grown in Lisbon district, 3 types of grapes, one other best fruit fresh red wines I've ever had = €1.99!!! Life lived simply, purely, and humbly...
Is it possible to love an inanimate city more than a person?
I guess one thing brings me more happiness than the other...
Fuck - I've got to get back here before fucking economic suicide Brexit! God damn you fucking idiot leave voters!!! With your regional accents, stuck up north under a constantly grey clouded sky, complaining about immigrants and sovereignty and the dictatorship of the EU... Have you not been to Portugal you fools?!?!?!?!
- typo "...one of the best fruity fresh red wines..."shapesalad
- so your girlfriend moved to London to be with you and now your ditching her without moving there? yikes.. karma policeautoflavour
- ^ Well this is supposed to be a confession. It should be a place safe from judgement.CyBrainX
- < Hell yes, it's possible to love a city more than a significant other. I wouldn't live New York City for anyone. (despite its weather)CyBrainX
- pockets3
I got the hots for a chick from QBN...
she's a lovely kisser <3
- utopian0
I never knew that there were two definitions for "devil’s triangle" until today!
1) Judge Kavanaugh: a drinking game.
2) Urban Dictionary: A threesome with 1 woman and 2 men.
- pango6
I'm not Asian...
- XDsea_sea
- lolpockets
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- HaitianHijoDMaite
- https://upload.wikim…MrT
- https://i.imgur.com/…PonyBoy
- http://cdn.funnyisms…oey
- Wowow... Take it down a bit before you guys go to far.pango
- sorry.oey
- Wow, that would ruin everything.CyBrainX
- autoflavour0
I wonder whatever happened to all the people on page one of this thread.. do they still visit and lurk? are they dead? were they ever really alive?
- autoflavour0
my confession is I have an essay due next week and I have just spent the entire of this week procrastinating and not starting..
now I have a 5 days left and I'm freaking out.- not to mention that the essay is due in week 10, so I have literally had all semester to write itautoflavour
- Looks like you like to work under pressure... good luck, it's going to be a painOBBTKN
- nope, I hate pressure. I am just lazyautoflavour
- autoflavour2
Confession is we are about to get a 30 mortgage and to be honest, I can't see the life on this planet surviving the next 30 years..
- notype-1
- Krassy1
After paying, I didn't grab the top newspaper from the stack of papers at the coffee shop... but reached for one in the middle of the stack.
- VectorMasked0
As I previously mentioned... went back to Uni.
Met this chick a few weeks ago... we have only one class together and we seem to get along. Today we hung out working on our projects and crashed a uni christian event with free food just to grab a handful of hot dogs and came back to the studio to keep working.
It's the first time I have to use the "half your age + 7".
Feel like a creep.
- She's cool and damn gorgeous in a girl next door kind of way.VectorMasked
- What uni studying what?pango
- bad memory pango.
Emily CarrVectorMasked - did i ask that before? lol
Enjoy the new campus with no tourists!!pango - art school girls. best part of art schoolGnash
- 5timuli0
I was mid-wank on my lunch break when news broke about 9/11.
- did you lost it?oey
- I saw it through to the end. Once you fap, you can't stahp.5timuli
- That happened at 9am...imbecile
- You should rethink that statement.5timuli
- You've lived up to your name.CyBrainX
- look it up.
first impact: 8:46 a.m.
second impact: 9:03 a.m.imbecile - he was mid-fapping from 8:45 till lunch break?!oey
- LOLOLHayzilla
- Living in EuropeSimonFFM
- LOL!oey
- Imbecile — username checks out.5timuli
- Imbeciles inability to understand time zones is almost funnier than 5's post.Hayzilla
- I'm guessing he's in California or the UK.Hayzilla
- Now in CA. Left Scotland in 2006.5timuli
- ^ BOOM.Hayzilla
- notype3
- I saw someone wearing one of these on TV the other day.Hayzilla
- Melanie?monospaced
- futurefood2
Ok, I confess. When I was a kid my mom would drag me to church. To give myself a laugh I would chant these words during worship:
IboughtatoyotabutIwishIboughtaho...
- honda...futurefood
- wuttdocpoz
- lol. well doneBonSeff
- in college me and my roomate would chant:
let us proclaim the mystery of this bong hitBonSeff - people chant at church? fucking creepy weird rituals for nothingmonospaced
- notype0
https://www.qbn.com/reply/391141…yes, she is.
- jagara3
I like uplifting trance.
- "Good" trance should make you feel concerned. =)DRIFTMONKEY
- jagara0
- Also known as Coke Blakjagara
- I thought they discontinued Coke Blak years ago.fooler
- I worked on Coke Blakmonospaced
- Also known as crack.ArmandoEstrada
- Never came to Germany, but I can cook coffee by myself, it’s ok.SimonFFM
- They did dicontinue the Coke Blak name. Coke + Coffee is the exact same thing, thoughjagara
- @SimonFFM i discovered coffee cola in Germany! I bought it at Tchibo!jagara
- Must try now.sea_sea
- aslip2
I'm totally bored with my day job and can't wait until my side-gig makes me enough $ to exit.