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- ApeRobot0
- wow, you really stuck it to atheists with that onemonospaced
- LEL, atheist are the worst beccause they don't believe in god!!!! leleleleleleGeorgesIV
- hes not atheist, thats his fuckin church suitmoldero
- which god doesn't he believe in Georges?74LEO
- ApeRobot0
- Look at that idiot, he actually decided to think for himself! Fucking idiot, has to question everything.monospaced
- And let's make fun of the guy who likes to wear black and leather and trench coats. Those guys are the WORST.monospaced
- Think of it this way: is there a reason he should be spared ridicule? i'm almost certain that you would at least inwardly critique his outfit if he was instead saying he was going to seminary in a year to devote his life to godlocustsloth
- critique his outfit if he was instead saying he was going to seminary in a year to devote his life to godlocustsloth
- corey feldmanApeRobot
- <HAHAmoldero
- no, he isn't free from ridicule, not at all. But if the point is to make fun of atheism by using him, it's pointless.monospaced
- moldero0
I watched this entire thing one night last week
mos def interesting, people will laugh off the bat because of the reptilian theories, but they make about as much sense (if not more) than religion. Mr. Lizard works in mysterious ways
- ukit20
If God planned to destroy the universe all along, then why did he create it in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time.
- GeorgesIV0
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look ukit, I know u ain't no scientist
but use your head every now and thenGod > humans > crucifixion > invention of cars > mc rib > global warming > end of the world
now tell me how it is not divine retribution!!
- ukit20
Condensed version of Christianity:
-God creates the universe
-God creates Adam and Eve
-God creates an apple they are not supposed to eat
-Eve eats the apple anyway
-Humans are now fucked for the rest of time
-Several thousand years later, God comes to visit earth in the form of Jesus. Humans brutally murder him.
-More time passes. Slavery, war, and the Holocaust happen, however God is still pissed about the apple
-God destroys the universe
-The end- Long slow fade to black
Roll creditsukit2 - It makes more sense when you understand that it's all about relationships, not the apple.breadlegz
- Not really that complicated is it? It's about obedience to God.ukit2
- You forgot all the hats people have to wear like the popes and cardinals.********
- Where's the part about not eating on certain days and hating gays?********
- Nowhere in the Bible does it say Apple. Or the Universe.monospaced
- but it does talk about snakes..
that talkmoldero - when god created the universe, the world was flat and it was only 5000 years agomonospaced
- Wow, you're right monospaced. It could have been an orange.ukit2
- Long slow fade to black
- inteliboy0
Is there some kind of special label or group I can be part for not believing in Santa?
- Yes, it's called the rest of world. As in not the U.S.A.********
- Yes, it's called the rest of world. As in not the U.S.A.
- inteliboy0
I 100% believe there is more out there, something amazing and worth pursuing...
But for sick old evil men to prance around and claim they know truths about god is disgusting. Shame on them all. False prophets the lot of them.
- GeorgesIV0
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org…
We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
- moldero0
"Christian, Jehovah, Mormon and Catholics of all religion are the worst. " - Pango
I was just going to comment and say Catholics are the least pushy out of the bunch, but then I remembered;
- don't forget The Crusadesmonospaced
- ..or the Communists. Pol Pot and Stalin are awful fellows. My mistake, sorry, they're not religious so it must be ok.Morning_star
- well.... i meant annoying the shit out of me the most. and disregard others believe.pango
- yurimon0
Round n Round we go.
- MrT0
- GeorgesIV0
N' now kith
- GeorgesIV0
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