East London Phrases
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- gramme0
Can you translate mine, please?
THX JIMMY
- madirish0
this is some good thread....
- gramme0
"So I was getting my whiskers boxed at the sheriff's pantry,"
—I was trimming my beard in the bathroom, the decor of which has been commandeered by my lovely wife."and along comes this musky duckling, springin' hot biscuits out of her ruffly truffle,"
—My wife walks in with her pregnant self,"and I said "Oi. There's only enough French bacon in this barrel to catch a geezer by the greenery, a'roight luv?"
—I said "You know, I really enjoy having to share our one sink in the morning. Good times when my whiskers share space with your makeup."
- gramme0
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- creative-0
Can I swap a Pavarotti for 2 dickie divers?
- Spookyhome0
How about one dickie a palm of sheckles and a couple of Queens chewing toblerone...
- 7340
translation: toss a couple more cats on that fire, friend. its getting right chilly in here
- Spookyhome0
I ad this barge end twiggin on my chester's best, noshing for glory in the truffle tray of my old puffy's japuar and theres a clop clop on the iris and its only the very same puffy with her bag face on treble and the right nudge on for a box of bingo "ART, you filthy double wetters" she hollers.
"Double chomp boatface" I goes, and she nearly traps it nasty. What a Choker.
- Spookyhome0
Okay Jack, you've had some time to preparenow, so let's hear what you've got...
- Randd0
FEATHER
There's one thing I don't understand.
(wants to make this clear)
The thing I don't understand ... is every
motherfucking thing you're saying.
- JackRyan0
I can't even come close...I have no idea, its going to take studying, I might possibly need a mentor.
- gramme0
So yesterday I walked into the nuclear sub and asked for the most ping-pong tiddly in the crop. The divorce counselor sends a bird to the welly and tries to turn the miser over, but this dappled rap hits a pound, shucks a sandwich at the pair and one, lights a match and flick's it in her chevy chase; her bird's nest lights up like a shinxy misket, he goes back to his foot like Robert's your mother's brother, doesn't even buy parliament – and his team's won, four-nil.
- Spookyhome0
"So I was getting my whiskers boxed at the sheriff's pantry"
- There I was, enjoying a wet shave at the barber's"and along comes this musky duckling, springin' hot biscuits out of her ruffly truffle"
- and in walks a fragrant lady, emitting rectal gasand I said "Oi. There's [already] enough French bacon in this barrel to catch a geezer by the greenery, a'roight luv?"
- so I reasoned with her that the place already reeked to high heaven - of the barber's garlic breath - without her contributions further seering my delicate lungs.
- Spookytim0
I grabbed this partridge by the sticks, introduced a frenchy, got them mashed as a wag's purse in babylon then slammed em with some top draw herb before dropping them in the sweaty box with a randy gang of guatemalan hog's heads. Meantime, I'm on the easy, flicking old Delia's goods and galloping drafty paddy by the bucket... fourty shots of eyelid later, supper's ready.
Oh, sorry, wrong thread. I thought this was the Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall forum.
- madirish0
has "fuck off" been stated yet?
- mimeartist0
Casual racists?
- Hahahauncle_helv
- its no different though really, guess more to do with classmimeartist
- slappy0
give us a butchers hook at your bristol cities?
- creative-0
Ginger pube/Tube