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- kerraaang0
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
too Mennonite.
- necromation0
What's the difference between a black man & a park bench?
A park bench can support a family!
Don't worry... I'm black and find this soooo funny!
PS : if you a white pregnant girl looking for me, you haven't
seen me!
- scribbler0
Did you hear the news about George Michael? He got a chocolate bar stuck up his arse. No need to worry though, apparently it was just a careless wispa.
- fooler20
A guy walks into a bar wearing a Browns jersey and carrying a cat that also
has a Browns jersey on with a little Browns helmet on his head, too.The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Browns game here?
My TV at home is broke, and my cat and I always watch the game together."The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but
it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at
the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll
have to ask you to leave"The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon the
Browns kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar and walks
down the bar and gives everyone a high five.The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
touchdown?"The guys answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 2 years.
- jay_jay0
I have been in France taking part in a strawberry crushing competition. I came 2nd, A woman with no legs won it...Jammy cunt.
- jay_jay0
what did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
wiped his bum.
- Ranger0
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
- fooler20
A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...
"forgot my pencil"
- WhiteFace0
What do a Wellington boot and George Micheal have in common?...
...They both get sucked off in bogs.
- ha ha ha, this made me laugh ha ha deary me.chossy
- hahaha!
sleepyfatso
- Mal0
A length of string wanders into a bar.
Bartender- Are you a bit of string? We don't serve your type in here.
String-No I'm a frayed knot.
- UKV0
A child molester and a kid walk into a dark forest at night.
The kid looks up at the molester and whispers "I'm scared!"
The molester snaps back "You're scared!? I gotta walk out of here alone!"
- hektor9110
Un compadre visita a otro compadre en su rancho. El compadre al llegar se da cuenta que las condiciones de vida del su compare son muy malas, sus hijos comiendo tierra y sin ropa, la caza en muy mal estado. El compare le pregunta, "Compare se nota que la cosecha no anda bien?" y le contesta, "si compare una temporada muy baja" unos de los hijos se acerca y le pregunta a sus papa. Papa tengo mis testiculos muy inchados, y le dice el papa no te preocupes mijo, hechete agua y listo. El compare asombrado le comenta a su comapdre, compadre estoy impresionado que apesar de tanta probreza su hijo use palabras como testiculos... y le dice su compadre, "no compare lo que pasa es que si le digo que son huevos, se los comen"
- elahon0
Guy 1: Hey, I think my wife is dead...
Guy 2: Yeah, what makes you think that?
Guy 1: Well, the sex is the same as usual, but the dishes are piling up.
- Stugoo0
Paddy says to Mick,
'Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards into the water?'
Mick replies
'Well if they fell forward they'd hit their heads on the fuckin boat!'
- BannedKappa0
A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here!"
- insert rimshot here...airey
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- oh. my. lord.bigtrick
- airey0
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!
- BusterBoy0
A dyslexic bloke walks into a bra...
- elahon0
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.